The Flaming Homer (now Flaming Moe) is a fictitious cocktail from the TV series The Simpsons.
Ingredients[]
- a mix of drops of liquor from near-empty bottles
- a bottle of Krusty Brand non-narcotic cough syrup
Directions[]
- Mix together drops from whatever near-empty bottles of liquor happen to be available.
- Add one bottle of Krusty Brand non-narcotic cough syrup.
- Ignite.
Notes[]
- Non-Krusty Brand commercial cough syrup may not be substituted; it lacks the radioactive volatile compounds needed for the drink to succeed.
- Root Beer may be an acceptable substitute, particularly with a dash of habanero pepper sauce; it may not be combustible, but your innards will be set afire nonetheless.
Real-world equivalent[]
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- 1/4 oz. Spiced rum
- 1/4 oz. Tequila
- 1/4 oz. gin
- 1/4 oz. Dark rum
- 1/2 oz. Blended whiskey
- dash of Habanero hot sauce
- Root beer to fill - chilled, if desired
Directions[]
- Combine all ingredients except root beer in a Highball glass
- Add ONE ice cube and stir until the ice cube melts
- Discard the melted/disintegrated Spoon and fill with root beer
- Serve! (keep 9-1-1 on speed dial)
IMPORTANT: Resist the urge to Layer a splash of Everclear or 151-proof rum and light it!